Category Archives: Movie Reviews

Movie Review: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A gorgeous looking film that promises epic adventure but ultimately falls flat due to pacing issues and a bland story. The Mario games aren’t really known for their storylines, with there being a handful of exceptions: “Super Mario Sunshine,” and the game the film is mostly based on, “Super… Read More »

Movie Review: Project Hail Mary

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A solidly entertaining film, that despite running a bit long and being fairly predictable, succeeds thanks to great visuals and the acting skills of Ryan Gosling. Before seeing this movie, I read that it’s a mystery where Gosling’s character is and how he got there. However, all the marketing… Read More »

Movie Review: Return to Silent Hill

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube Director Christophe Gans attempts to adapt one of the greatest video games off all time, and despite his previous bloated but serviceable take on the first “Silent Hill” game, his stripped-down follow-up comes up short on almost every level. While the plot on its core does sound like the… Read More »

Movie Review: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Following up the unevenly produced “28 Years Later,” the sequel gets off to a slow start before wrapping up in an intriguing fashion. The directing is good but employs a few too many jump scares and doesn’t try to be experimental like the last movie did. The film struggles early, as it initially feels like… Read More »

My Top 5 Worst Films of 2025

Since I typically only go out to see movies, I think I might like, there’s probably some pretty crappy movies that came out this year that didn’t make my list. Realistically, this is the top 5 least favorite movies I saw this year. Also, I don’t include streaming films on this list. Straight-to-streaming is the… Read More »

Movie Review: Avatar: Fire and Ash (3D)

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A gorgeous looking film with a handful of strong character moments that is derailed by its long runtime and a plot that mostly repeats story beats and action sequences from the previous “Avatar” film. Like the earlier films in the franchise, the visuals are just stunning, especially with the… Read More »

Movie Review: The Running Man (2025)

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A mostly entertaining film that often seems to be treading water and is only buoyed by its star’s likability. I’ve seen the first film adaption but barely remember it and I’ve read a summary of the novel, so I have two different points of reference going into this remake.… Read More »

Movie Review: Predator: Badlands

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A fun action film that pulls the curtain back on the secretive Predator race while walking the line between sanitizing one of them into a wholesome underdog, and yet still trying to give us the fearsome hunter we expect from this franchise. While the plot is relatively straightforward at… Read More »

Movie Review: Tron: Ares

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A visually appealing film with a strong soundtrack that is mostly entertaining despite a mediocre script and bland characters. The plot isn’t anything particularly special and mostly results in a poorly paced chase film. Any real attempts at deeper messages about what it means to be truly alive are… Read More »