Movie Review: The Suicide Squad

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A sequel that easily surpasses the original, this film fires a barrage of humor, gore, misfit characters, and action that just don’t quite payoff in the end. While the plot is a pretty straightforward tale of a ragtag group on a dangerous mission, most of the attempts to surprise the audience can be seen coming a mile away. (Although a lot of this might be due to the film’s trailers.) There are also a few moments where the film jumps around with chronologically. It works fine initially, but it hurts the flow more often than not. The characters are a mixed-bag. Since most of them are obscure characters, the audience has no expectations about them. This hurts the film early on, because most of them are clearly bad people, or we assume they’re bad because of their status as prisoners in a super-max prison. It makes it tricky to find anybody to root for, and even harder to know if any of them should trust each other. That means the story has to work extra hard to make you sympathize with them. Thankfully, strong performances from the cast help make these characters more palatable. It’s not just the acting, but also the way the actors portray their characters that breathe life into them and really help them gel as a group. The action is good, with everybody’s unique fighting styles and abilities keeping the action distinct depending on the characters. The special effects look pretty solid (especially with King Shark, whose scales look life-like in his close-ups.) This film is absolutely Rated R, thanks to lots of swearing, full-frontal male and female nudity, and an almost-gratuitous amount of gore. There’s a mid-credits and post-credit scene. The final one seems to be the more important of the two.

***1/2 out of *****

Movie Review: Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

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A grounded tale about a man dealing with his traumatic past quickly devolves into an over the top movie that injects ninjas, mystical elements, and cartoony heroes and villains into the mix, and in the right hands that can be a lot of fun, here it just turns into a mess. (Even the font, whether it’s gigantic location labels or the subtitles that are bright red and slanted to seem action packed, make the film seem too silly.) At its core, the plot is straightforward, but it takes so long to get to the point and they make it so convoluted, it’s not till late in the third act that we understand what’s really going on. It doesn’t help matters that the characters are so hard to root for. Thanks to hidden agendas, constantly shifting allegiances, and baffling decision making, just about everyone to be unlikable at some point. And the addition of random G.I. Joe characters and concepts feel totally out of place to this story, and seem to be there to build up a franchise. The action is mediocre, with shaky and up-close camera work that obscures the hand to hand fighting, and CG used to deliver some unbelievable jumps and flips. There’s a brief mid-credits scene that comes up pretty quickly, so there’s not much harm in sticking around for it.

*1/2 out of *****