Movie Review: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

By | March 30, 2024

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Despite having Godzilla prominently in the title and the film heavily marketing a team-up between him and Kong, this film is more “Kong: Planet of the Apes featuring a guest appearance by Godzilla.” The Kong stuff mostly works. He’s given more of a personality here than ever before and his story is worth getting invested in. It seems odd how Kong (and the other apes) alternate between moving like great apes and having more human-like mannerisms. This is where the film starts to feel like a super-sized version of “Planet of the Apes.” Unfortunately, this part of the story feels a bit rushed and falls flat. Meanwhile, thanks to a small cast, the human characters don’t take too much time away from the monsters and mostly fill us in with all the exposition. (Even if they always seem to accomplish some strangely specific things purely because the plot calls for it.) Oddly enough, it’s Godzilla that feels like he doesn’t belong here as he’s mostly off doing his own thing and when he does finally get involved in the plot, he doesn’t really feel like he’s needed. The action is so-so, but it’s just CG-monster vs. CG-monster knocking over CG-buildings as background extras occasionally run away.

** out of *****