Tag Archives: 2 Star Films

Movie Review: The Fall Guy

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube After taking too long to get to its point while trying too hard to be interesting by being overly quirky, “The Fall Guy” mostly gels into something worth watching for the final act. This film was advertised as an action-comedy with a mystery and a love story. In reality,… Read More: Movie Review: The Fall Guy »

Movie Review: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube Despite having Godzilla prominently in the title and the film heavily marketing a team-up between him and Kong, this film is more “Kong: Planet of the Apes featuring a guest appearance by Godzilla.” The Kong stuff mostly works. He’s given more of a personality here than ever before and… Read More: Movie Review: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire »

Movie Review: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A fairly dull comedy with minimal laughs, that is also sorely lacking in the franchise’s trademark supernatural excitement. The plot moves pretty slowly as it sporadically drop pieces to the puzzle, only for things to move a warp speed once it gets to the third act. (It doesn’t help… Read More: Movie Review: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire »

Movie Review: Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A buddy superhero comedy that never quite lands to due to weak jokes, wooden characters and minimal chemistry between the leads. The basic plot itself is fine, but it takes too long to lay out the stakes, and even then, there’s not a great indication on how bad things… Read More: Movie Review: Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom »

Movie Review: Fast X

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube As it heads into its final lap, the “Fast and the Furious” franchise has pretty much run out of gas long before the finish line. This film series has reinvented itself several times, and thanks to the growing cast of characters, it has extended its lifetime well-passed what should… Read More: Movie Review: Fast X »

Movie Review: Jurassic World Dominion

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A mediocre film that brings together the “Jurassic World” and “Jurassic Park” franchises that can’t overcome ridiculously over the top action, lame dinosaurs and not-so-intimidating human villains. The plot at its heart is flimsy, but the execution ramps it up to eleven to cover this fact. The two storylines… Read More: Movie Review: Jurassic World Dominion »

Movie Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube A mildly entertaining film that returns to wizarding world and sees the “Fantastic Beasts” characters trying to prevent all-out war between the wizards and the muggles…which is not as exciting as it sounds. The basic plot it fine, even though it somewhat retcons parts of the last movie, but… Read More: Movie Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore »

Movie Review: Uncharted

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube An action film based on the popular video game franchise, “Uncharted” is a surprisingly flat film that never manages to level up. I have never played any of the video games in this series and have no knowledge of any of the in-game characters or storylines, so I have… Read More: Movie Review: Uncharted »

Movie Review: The King’s Man

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube Advertised as an action-packed prequel to “The Kingsman” featuring colorful characters and cool-spy tech, this film is kind of a slow-moving World War 1 period piece that lacks direction or much of the fun stuff that was expected. The foundation of Kingsman spy agency could’ve been an interesting concept,… Read More: Movie Review: The King’s Man »

Movie Review: The Matrix Resurrections

Watch the SPOILER review on YouTube After a nearly twenty-year absence, “The Matrix” franchise returns and the film doesn’t just struggle to get out of the trilogy’s shadow, it intentionally spends a lot of time in it. The latest movie in the series is part sequel, part meta-commentary, and part love letter to the originals.… Read More: Movie Review: The Matrix Resurrections »